remember when taylor said she was afraid of sea urchins
“i was a snail in my past life. So sometimes I experience feelings like I’m still a snail and I crawl around my room all slow-like and stuff.”
So there’s a read aloud function on my Kindle, so I thought it would be funny to turn it on and hear this in its robotic voice.
I was wrong.
It wasn’t funny.
It was hilarious.
JUST CLICK PLAY OK.
And I hope my laughter isn’t too loud.